Jason Chaffetz

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

There’s a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I’m not there yet. (Randy Pausch)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)